OUTKAST - AQUEMINIMy intro to hip-hop as a kid. Intelligence, funk and cool on an unprecedented level.

OUTKAST - AQUEMINI

My intro to hip-hop as a kid. Intelligence and cool on an unprecedented level.

LED ZEPPELIN - PHYSICAL GRAFFITILong live the angel with no genitals.

LED ZEPPELIN - PHYSICAL GRAFFITI

Long live the angel with no genitals.

JUNGLE - JUNGLE"The Heat" is, without question, the greatest music video of all-time.

JUNGLE - JUNGLE

"The Heat" is, without question, the greatest music video of all-time.

HOOTERS - NERVOUS NIGHTTrue or False: these cool dudes voiced The Beets in Doug.

HOOTERS - NERVOUS NIGHT

Second from the right certainly makes me nervous.

LINDA RONSTADT - LINDA RONSTADT'S GREATEST HITSEvery time I go to get rid off this album, Linda gives me that sassy look and I can’t bring myself to do it.

LINDA RONSTADT - LINDA RONSTADT'S GREATEST HITS

I really don’t listen to this one. But every time I go to get rid off it, Linda gives me that look and I can’t bring myself to do it.

BILLY JOEL - THE STRANGERA musical Swiss Amy knife, appropriate in every setting. Gun to head, I prefer Side 2. Now imagine the psychopath who breaks into your home, threatens your life and then actually tries to have that conversation with you.

BILLY JOEL - THE STRANGER

A musical Swiss Amy knife, appropriate in every setting. Gun to head, I prefer Side 2. Now imagine the psychopath who breaks into your home, threatens your life and then actually tries to have that conversation with you.

OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN - LET ME BE THEREYou find it, you know you'll never listen to it, but you don't not keep it.

OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN - LET ME BE THERE

You find it, you know you'll never listen to it, but you don't not keep it.

THE DOOBIE BROTHERS - BEST OF THE DOOBIESYamo have to go with "Long Train Running" over "China Grove."

THE DOOBIE BROTHERS - BEST OF THE DOOBIES

Yamo have to go with "Long Train Running" over "China Grove."

BILLY JOEL - THE NYLON CURTAIN (back)Ancestrally, I'm the mutt of Europe; but, my mother's side always preferred to pay mind to the Italian heritage exclusively. That's her parents pictured top right.

BILLY JOEL - THE NYLON CURTAIN (back)

Ancestrally, I'm the mutt of Europe; but, my mother's side always preferred to pay mind to the Italian heritage exclusively. That's her parents pictured top right.

QUEEN - GREATEST HITSForget Weezy F. Baby, it's Freddie F. Mercury.

QUEEN - GREATEST HITS

May I borrow your Grey Poupon?

BRYAN ADAMS - RECKLESSCeline Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" is my go-to karaoke song, but "Summer of 69" has long been my father's tune of choice. Were I to attend a karaoke event where you can only sing songs off of Reckless, I'd choose "Run to You,"…

BRYAN ADAMS - RECKLESS

I’m gonna run to you.

R.L. BURNSIDE - WISH I WAS IN HEAVEN SITTIN' DOWNEvery so often, pour one out for the late, great R.L. Burnside and every other amazing musician whose talent far exceeds their recognition.

R.L. BURNSIDE - WISH I WAS IN HEAVEN SITTIN' DOWN

Every so often, pour one out for the late, great R.L. Burnside and every other amazing musician whose talent far exceeds their recognition.

AC/DC - BACK IN BLACKA famous band having its lead singer die, then having their next album be their highest seller ever feels like something that only could have happened pre-internet.

AC/DC - BACK IN BLACK

A famous band having its lead singer die, then having their next album be their highest seller ever feels like something that only could have happened pre-internet.

DAN FOGELBERG - THE INNOCENT AGEThis album sucks.

DAN FOGELBERG - THE INNOCENT AGE

This album sucks.

MICHAEL JACKSON - THRILLERThe most iconic album from the man who Dave Chappelle says liked a gander at the anus.

MICHAEL JACKSON - THRILLER

If you want to do something super f*cked up, just be really, really great at something else we love.

FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS@DoggFace208 did it better. What a legend.

FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS

@DoggFace208 did it better. What a legend.

WU-TANG CLAN - ENTER THE WU-TANG (36 CHAMBERS)[since deleted]

WU-TANG CLAN - ENTER THE WU-TANG (36 CHAMBERS)

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BOSTON - BOSTONBoston is the first thing I expect to hear when I turn on classic rock stations.

BOSTON - BOSTON

Boston is the first thing I expect to hear when I turn on classic rock stations.